Fleshlight Info

I know that buying your first Fleshlight might be something you’re not sure about. Whether you’re afraid you’ll get caught, or if you think it’s a waste of money, or you just feel the stigma of buying a male sex toy — I’ve been there. But you know what? One day, I just said fuck it, and gave it a shot. It wasn’t easy for me to choose at first, but ever since that day, I’ve found this incredible toy and I haven’t looked back since. The Fleshlight is like a life saver. It doesn’t complain about having a “headache,” you don’t have to wine or dine it. It doesn’t know how you look, or how big you are, or that you’re shy. It’s sex. Anytime you want it. You know what kind of relief that is? You won’t unless you get a Fleshlight for yourself. Men need to get off, and that’s plain and simple. It’s like practice for the really big game.

Just trust me on this one. I’ve created a simple buyer’s guide for the new user, and for those of you who already know about the Fleshlight, this information will be valuable too.  Whenever you are ready, click on an image to begin your order.

The basics are simple. Choose an opening (orifice), an texture, and a color. How easy is that?

Let’s start with the colors. I’ve put them below for easier viewing. You can select from Pink, Mocha, and Ice (clear). The Pink so far is the most popular, followed by Mocha. The Ice is a good color for you if you want to see yourself going in and out of the Fleshlight. Be sure to pick up a clear case if you’re going with an Ice insert.

Here are the orifices:

They are as follows (from left to right): Non-Descript, Butt, Lady, and Mouth.

Non-Descript: This is just a plain slit opening. It’s for those who are afraid they may be caught, or for travel. It’s very discreet, and if you didn’t have a wildly dirty imagination, you wouldn’t be able to guess what this was for. Unless you already had one yourself, in which case, you shouldn’t be giving people crap about it anyway.

Butt: This is an anal opening. The opening here is the thinnest of all the Fleshlights, which means you get into the canal quicker than the other openings, which can be a great plus. This is great for those who have always wanted to try Anal Sex but never got the chance.

Lady: This is the most popular vaginal opening. It’s the best seller by far, and most people pair this with the Original insert.

Mouth: This is for the man who loves a blowjob above anything else. There’s nothing like a quick BJ, is there? I admit, I’m a bit orally fixated myself.

Now that you’ve chosen your color and opening, it’s time to pick the insert. This is the most fun part because of all the amazing choices you have.

Original (pictured above): This is the original insert that started the Fleshlight craze. The canal is 3/4″ in diameter and is a snug fit for almost all men. The inside is untextured and smooth, and because of its size, larger and uncircumcised men tend to like this insert over the rest. This is by far the most popular seller — Pink Lady with the Original insert. If you’re sick of masturbating with your hand, this is a great way to regain sensitivity in your dick. With a little practice you’ll be a fucking champ. That’s funny in more than one way!

Super Tight (Pictured Above): If you’re looking for a realistic tight feeling, this is the insert for you. It’s 1/2″ and untextured, which mean’s it’s smooth as hell. The only difference between this and the Original Fleshlight is the decreased diameter in canal. It’s most often paired up with the Butt orifice and used to simulate the tightness of Anal Sex.

Ultra Tight (Pictured Above): Holy shit, this is the tightest of all Fleshlight inserts. It comes in at a miniscule 1/4″ opening. It’s meant for the men who are looking for the tightest sex penetration, or for those who have less than average girth. Don’t let that fool you though, unless you’re an ultra giant, the untextured soft RealSkin used in all Fleshlight inserts will expand with you. Don’t forget to use plenty of lube with this one.

Wonder Wave (pictured above):  If you’re looking for the most accurate depiction of sex, you’ve found it in the Wonder Wave.  This one has raised ridges spaced about 1/2″ apart in its 1/2″ canal.  It’s got a bit of a learning curve, because the feeling of pleasure alternates between pushing and pulling.  But once you get into the feeling of the Wonder Wave, you’ll realize that it pretty much is sex.

Speed Bump (pictured above):  Check this bad girl out.  This is the speed bump.  The Fleshlight insert pictured here is more intense than the Wonder Wave, but less than the Super Ribbed.  The texture is a small pattern of small raised bump spaced evenly throughout the entire 1/2″ canal.  This gives you a sensation of little tips massaging the entire length of your penis.  Just imagine that — it’s like heaven.

Stamina Training Unit (pictured above):  The STU, aka Stamina Training Unit, is the newest addition to the Fleshlight family.  It’s also designed to replicate intercourse, just a little differently.  It’s got a 1/2″ diameter for the canal, but the further you get towards orgasm while using this Fleshlight insert, the more expanded your penis will get naturally.  The intensity will also get higher, with the pillowy cushion over your penis, and you can either go all the way (orgasm) or decide to cool down before going on further.  This is a perfect training toy for men.  The feeling is described as like “little fingers” tickling your penis in the most intense way possible.

Sex in a Can (pictured above):  This is the portable version of the Fleshlight.  It’s sex in a can.  It’s easier to carry, store, and handle.  It’s good for those that are not as endowed as others (like me).  The insert is 1/2″ and textured like the Wonder Wave, with the ribs being a little more fat and a little more separated.  It’s easy to use with one hand, and has a little hole on the back to adjust suction — you simply put your finger over it.  It’s a slightly more compact version of the Fleshlight, and just as wonderful.

I hope this guide was useful.  I put a lot of time and effort into it, so when you’re ready, just click on any image to get started with your order.  You’ll thank me later.  I guarantee it.